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I'm Sorry I Said All Those Emotional Things While I Was Drunk At My Senate Hearing
on Oct 4 8:40 PM
by Brett M. Kavanaugh
Caffeine, and other (mis)adventures
on Apr 12 12:58 AM
In which our hero recounts his epic quests to devour that which fuels him, and other tales of tomfoolery and general idiocy.
Mom in law hit me with her car
on May 2 9:40 PM
Yes, she actually physically hit me with her car out of hatred and spite. This is a rant, a long time coming to a foul fucking individual.
Get your hand off your prick so I can kick you out of my house, you useless fuck!
on Sep 14 2004 3:24 AM
My roommate's ass is grass and he knows it. So he's acting like a pussy and hiding in his room with the lights off...
Requiem for a vending machine
posted anonymously on May 5 1:37 AM
If I wanted your opinion, I'd ask for it. STFU!
on Jan 25 12:43 AM
THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT???
on Nov 14 1:33 PM
Fucking hate my Mum
posted anonymously on Jun 13 10:07 AM
It's Time For Us To Come Together As Americans And Rally Around This Piece Of Shit We All Despise
on Jun 9 8:11 PM
Fucking boyfriends parents suuuuuck
on Mar 10 6:12 PM
Fuck you, you dirty old cunt.
on Feb 7 8:31 PM
what the fuck happened
on Feb 6 11:40 AM
Please do not come near me.
on Feb 5 1:20 AM
MY STUPID ASS BOYFRIEND AND SOME HOE
on Jan 30 8:28 PM
Celebrated Ignorance Part 2
on Dec 20 7:38 PM
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