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general The Shitty Month Of Novemeber
by Chops
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(seano_the_great@hotmail.com) on Nov 18, 2004 11:11:34 AM

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Mess Up Your Life In One Easy Month (The Chops Way)
 
Hey people, The Names Chops and I'm coming to you all from Waaaaaaay Across the pond in good ol' England. This is my first post on GFD but I feel it as my duty, that I must share this with you ... why?? Because it ade me Scream at the top of my lungs " GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!"

I guess it started at the End of October really ... on My now ex girlfriends 23rd birthday. The day had started well enough, we woke up together, had early morning sex (which might I add was better then usual) She told me she loved me, which is always good to hear, especially if like me, you have more issues then time magazine when It comes to relationships. So the day was going well ... And then Came the night. For Weeks I had been planning a surprise birthday party for her, I called up all of her friends, some who she hadn't seen for a while and swore them all to secrecy. When I left her in the morning I only asked for one simple thing ... To Meet Me At Our Local pub at 7:30. Easy you say?? Well 7:30 Rolls around and No Emma ... 8:00 no Emma ... 9:30 and Still no Emma. By This Time Not only am I looking like a complete idiot, but people are starting to leave so I decided to apologise to everyone for wasting their time, and ended the party there and then. So everyone leaves except me And Emma's Best friend, Claire who offered to help me clean up.

Maybe I Should Have been wise, or suspicious .... But I wasn't

Thirty five minutes later we were back at Claires house having what can only be described as awesome revenge sex. When I got home, Emma Was Sat on the sofa watching T.v. Her Explanation For not showing up for her own surprise party?? She Went For a drink with her boss, and by the time she left she figured id have given up waiting and come home myself. She did seem genuinely sorry though, when I told her about all of the trouble I had been to for her birthday. Yes I thought, I can milk this for months. Until ....

Ring Ring ... Ring Ring

Now anyone with half a brain can probably guess who was on the other end of the phone. Yep You guessed it ... Claire !!! Apparantly Claire had been wrestling with her conscience for all of an hour and had decided she could bear this terrible secret no longer. She Told My Girl everything ... from how and where we did it to all of the dirty talk during and after. Well my girl hit the roof (fair play to her, I deserved it) and threw me out. A Week later I went back to pick up my stuff to find most of it either broken or slashed. The funny thing though is the two girls never even fell out, I got it all, and like I said it the time, she came on to me, hell she even paid the cab back to her place. But I guess that doesn't matter now. It was my fault I told myself and I'd have to deal with it. Just as I was finally getting my life back together, in walked Suzie. The most beautiful girl ive ever seen. Now don't get me wrong, things are going really well this time, or at least they were until I lost my job.

A Tip For All you guys out there. Never go out on the piss, get hammered, pick up a chick, take her back to a hotel and ring into work sick if you forget the bosses son saw you out on the town. Because just like me, you'll get sacked.

So now all in a month, ive been kicked out of my house, met someone new and lost my job. The worst thing of all is I still haven't been able to tell suzie ive been sacked. That wouldn't be so bad if it was any other time of the year but I promised her I'd do something special for her birthday .. But now have no money to do it with, which leaves me with Four realistic options.

1: dump her - that way she'll never know im a jobless cheapskate who let her down on her birthday.

2: find someone dumb enough to lend me the money, even though im unemployed and wont be able to pay it back

3: find a new job before December the 3rd and carry on as normal.

4: As The Doc' If I can borrow the Delorian and travel back in time and right the wrong's in my life, oh and win the lotto a few times to ease my money problems

Ok so number 4 isnt that realistic .. .The doc would never lend someone as unreliable as me his delorian. So it looks like its gonna have to be number 3. Which if I calculate correctly gives me 15 days to find a new job. Infact what the hell am I doing sitting here writing this?? See Ya guys,Job Centre Calls.

But Before I Go .... SCREW YOU NOVEMBER !!!!!!

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    Welcome, Englander! gold star
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 18, 2004 01:41:38 PM
    (#16975)
    Remember, remember, the month of November,
    The typical self-destruct deed.
    I can think of no reason the November season
    Should ever have been GFD'd.

    Just got it stuck in my head. Nothing personal.
    [Reply to this comment]
    Why Blame November? gold starthumbs upheart
    by Tairen
    gfd messages
    on Nov 18, 2004 04:08:00 PM
    (#16978)
    You're the putz who fucked everything up.
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    You're dumb enough thumbs up
    by kraken
    gfd messages
    on Nov 18, 2004 05:30:26 PM
    (#16980)
    to fuck someone other than your significant other, AND dumb enough to complain about getting caught?
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    Option five
    by Clambo
    gfd messages
    on Nov 18, 2004 06:53:39 PM
    (#16981)
    Level with her, explain your circumstances, explain that you learned from being a complete dumbass, and offer to do something free or cheap. The worst that happens is that she laughs at you, says you're a loser, and never sees you again -- which is not much worse than option one.

    If you're lucky, you'll gain honesty points, not be in debt to a friend over some chick (never a good idea), and you might find that she's pretty fucking cool and doesn't need lots of money to have a good time. Who knows, maybe she can even help you get a better job than you had before.

    For what it's worth, I once had a awful falling out with an ex who held a bunch of my stuff hostage, and sent me a barrage of e-mail detailing what an evil and petty motherfucker I was, blah, blah, blah. I kept trying to arrange a date to exchange our stuff, and I was shitting bricks over my stuff (in those pre-MP3 days, 400+ CDs and a stereo seemed like a big deal), and confessed all to the new girlfriend, including showing her all the e-mail.

    The new girlfriend not only read the ex's e-mails, but pointed out the internal inconsistencies within each letter and how the tone had suddenly changed over time, suggesting that in fact, the ex was the fucking psycho. She also got me to realize that sometimes it's better to just walk away from stuff.

    In retrospect, the leveling that I did with the girlfriend and the sensible answers that I got from her made us see each other in ways we probably wouldn't have otherwise. And, as goopy as this ending is, we got married nine years ago, and it's been great.

    So level with the chick you like. You never know.
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    It just dawned on me gold stargold star
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Nov 23, 2004 09:37:29 PM
    (#17014)
    Novemeber is the month that comes after Octobober.
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    My Surprise Party
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    on Jul 29, 2005 09:27:30 AM
    (#18980)
    I didn't miss MY surprise birthday party! First, because I knew about it, my gf left the invite sitting right there in My Documents folder on my PC so I saw it right away. I even helped her set up the thing, I did some spontaneous cleaning the week before the party. So, it wasn't exactly a surprise, but I had a lot of fun regardless.

    Then, she sent me off with my sister and her boyfriend to play laser tag, so I was chapperoned that whole day, and they knew exactly where I was and when I was coming back. You should have had your girlfriend's bestfriend with her to guide her into the trap. Though banging her instead was pretty cool too, way to go!
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