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GFD itself I write for a living... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO.
by tInmaDgnikcuFdoG
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(the2174project@att.net) on Apr 17, 2005 10:32:08 AM

If you were logged in, you could vote for this story!

Actually I really don't give a shit what you do.
 
Just started playing on this site yesterday and already I have made an enemy. Fucking way to go!!! I haven't decided whether I like writing stories or just replying to the assholes but you can't have one without the other (it's the chicken or the egg quandary).
What I love about this place...it's filled with wannabe's. People. I do it. I write everyday for a LIVING. I write for TV, cable, granted, BUT I DO IT. And, get paid pretty fucking well for it too. Where's this story going, not sure yet, but I'm sure I'll get some insight from some of the cheese whiz's out there on where you think it should go, but, that will be another story. Let's remember one thing, based on the demographics of this room, you people have seen my work, and enjoyed it. That may not be of solace to you but I'm fucking laughing my ass off over here.
Oh, by the way, to the person from Arkansas, and you know who you are. See how easy it is to make a point without writing a novel. And kudos to your state for moving up the educational ladder to #36 out of 50. Which brings me to the point of why Arkansas would ban books like Harry Potter when obviously 30% of its state can't read them anyway, but, that's yet another story for another time.
In closing, just remember, "Those who can't...teach. And those who can't teach...critique".

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    That gold stardunce
    by kraken
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    on Apr 17, 2005 12:10:24 PM
    (#18377)
    explains a lot about the state of television programming these days.

    I write software. Clearly that implies that no one else has any business using a computer. Please step away from the keyboard.

    Oh, and I'll mention it so cxreg doesn't have to - please pick a proper category for your story. For instance, I re-assigned this one to "GFD itself" which was formerly known as "Self-referrential bullshit".
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    God Fucking Damnit!
    by keepright(keepright@oh.ok.co.uk)
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    on Apr 17, 2005 01:17:51 PM
    (#18379)
    you got it all backwards!
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    ?
    by bean
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    on Apr 17, 2005 01:27:01 PM
    (#18380)
    WTF is this shit?
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    With quality writing like gold stargold starheart
    by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
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    on Apr 17, 2005 01:37:37 PM
    (#18381)
    "What I love about this place...it's filled with wannabe's. People. I do it."

    it's no wonder you write for television. You wouldn't be allowed to write for a high school newspaper.

    Also, for someone who is apparently posting this fact to "prove" something, you seem awfully defensive about it right from the start. Very telling.

    But hey, you're the trained writer here, what do I know.
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      possessive gold stargold star
      by pudge(gfd@pudge.net)
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      on Apr 17, 2005 02:52:57 PM
      (#18384)
      In case cxreg was not clear enough: your rendering of "wannabe's" would make it possessive, when you intend it to be plural: "wannabes." This is something any writer would know. Well, any *good* writer.

      But then, I am not a trained writer, so what do I know? Oh wait, yes I am. Never mind.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Be careful, heartheart
        by bwc
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        on Apr 18, 2005 12:08:06 AM
        (#18385)
        Sassypants, have you ever been fuck-punched by a trained writer before?
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          mordez moi poopcrybabydunce
          by tInmaDgnikcuFdoG(the2174project@att.net)
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          on Apr 18, 2005 12:11:53 AM
          (#18386)
          I just got home from a great dinner. And all bought, by you, for me. Am I trained at what I do? Not in the least but I make my living off of you, the easily manipulated. You love what I do but have no clue why. I amuse you. You sit like goldfish, in front of your TV's, laughing by yourself, without a clue that you have been positioned and directed to do so, by me. You can't offend me because, basically, you are pawns in the scheme of life. You wish you could be me, but alas, you can't. So sit up late at night, whacking off to porno, and enjoying your pathetic lives while replying to my stories not knowing that you pay my bills, you buy my clothes and in the end, yes, I screw you. Isn't it a shame that there is nothing you can do about it. Well actually there is. You can go out tomorrow and buy a gun. Now this is for the southern population, once you buy it, unfortunately there are no pictures so please try to follow directions. Put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. One less red neck republican will do the world no harm. Bottom line, I will always be there. Writing and telling you what to do and how to think. Scary isn't it!!! Go fucking piss on yourself. Consider it the best shower you will ever have.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            that's right gold starthumbs upthumbs up
            by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
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            on Apr 18, 2005 12:35:22 AM
            (#18387)
            we go home and enjoy our lives and get little giggles at poking fun at morons.
            But you go home and can only be happy knowing you're, in your opinion, in your life (albeit most likely a lie), relatively better, in some idiotic limited view of the world.
            Isn't that the position you just explained?
            Doesn't that translate into some ridiculously small penis size?
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Yep, you sure have us nailed down thumbs upthumbs upheart
            by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
            gfd messagesAIM
            on Apr 18, 2005 01:06:21 AM
            (#18389)
            We are all redneck goldfish republican pawns who watch cable tv 24 hours a day. Yep. That's me!

            You, on the other hand, are a cog in the machine that is systematically dumbing down the population of America to the point where they can't even stop from shitting themselves on a daily basis! Good job!
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Same thing
            by illuminatus(illuminatus005 at yahoo)
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            on Apr 18, 2005 01:15:20 PM
            (#18423)
            Same thing goes for me, except replace "Watching TV" with "Using the Telephone" and "great dinner" with "sex with hookers".

            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Sorry
            by uptownmexican
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            on May 13, 2005 09:06:33 PM
            (#18616)
            Sorry, but I actually don't wish I could be some fucking asshole on a high horse who writes for television and generalizes about everyone else based on completely unfounded assumptions. I don't even watch one goddamn minute of TV in any given week, and I have a girlfriend to spend late nights with. Apparently my life is now pathetic because I don't have a job working behind the scenes in the media, which would allow me to assume I have power over everyone: so much, in fact, that I could poorly write vague rants and post them on a website with absolutely no editorial integrity. By the way, I don't know exactly what you meant by "great dinner," but I don't think that's such an exclusive activity that you should attempt to use it to demonstrate superiority. Anyone with a job can afford to spend 20 bucks on dinner once in a while. In the future, try using question marks at the end of questions, and only one exclamation point, to avoid sounding like a goddamn idiot. Asshole.
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          Hmmmmm dunceduncedunce
          by tInmaDgnikcuFdoG(the2174project@att.net)
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          on Apr 18, 2005 01:55:04 AM
          (#18397)
          I've had Hawaiian Punch, been punch drunk, punched around, but no, have never been fuck-punched. Have you? And if so, why do I feel you enjoyed it.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Erm..
            by bwc
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            on Apr 18, 2005 09:42:56 AM
            (#18404)
            You see how the comments gradually move to the right? That's something I like to call "response hierarchy," or, in terms you can understand, "I wasn't fucking talking to you, dipshit."

            Now, if you'll excuse me, my trapper keeper tells me it's time for the shitty local news to come on. I'd better go fill my vapid life with riveting information about which brands of milk may kill me while I sleep.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              THIS IS A TEST...THIS IS ONLY A TEST. WELL ACTUALLY IT'S A FUCKING CHALLENGE. duncedunce
              by tInmaDgnikcuFdoG(the2174project@att.net)
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              on Apr 18, 2005 11:15:39 AM
              (#18410)
              I feel I know you all now. That being said, I present this challenge to you, the small of mind, you know who you are. I can write ANYTHING in here and someone will respond. Negatively of course, because that is all you are able to do. This is the formula for the board: Negative comments = miniscule intellect. It's easier for assholes to reply negatively than constructively. Now to make it simple for the fucking morons in here, and I'm not just pointing out "kraken". DON'T RESPOND TO THIS POST. If you don't reply, you win and I lose (well actually I'm not losing anything). I will never come here again. BUT, if you do respond, I will continue to write. Now I know right now, your little herpes infected fingers are itching to reply with some moronic comment. Try to control the urge and you will be rid of me! Think of how you would like to dry hump the farm animals out in the back 40, but you control the urge, well, some of you do. REMEMBER, DON'T REPLY! The baton is passed to you. The challenge is set forth. By the way, the word "challenge", for you fucking idiots, means contest. Can you keep your fucking fingers off the keyboard?
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          alina
          by AsharSeo(AsharSeo)
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          on Aug 24, 2019 02:11:44 AM
          (#38934)
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    Writer thumbs downthumbs downpoop
    by illuminatus(illuminatus005 at yahoo)
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    on Apr 18, 2005 01:12:26 PM
    (#18421)
    If you are in any part responsible for the trainwreck called Star Trek Enterprise, then contradulations, you have made a second enemy here.

    If not, welcome aboard! I have a special place in my heart for people who call themselves writers. I gave your first rant a 5 and this one a 7.
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      SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE WINDSHIELD SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE FLY duncedunce
      by dotcomperiod(pavlov-s-dog@att.net)
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      on Apr 18, 2005 02:45:22 PM
      (#18427)
      They banished me... well actually i banished myself but had to play the game to the end. BTW, the powers that be in here are really scary, especially when they start chanting and removing their robes for some cult ritual.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    So...
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on Jun 2, 2006 01:43:41 AM
    (#22143)
    ...did I miss anything while I was gone?
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    Over the past school semester
    by Leighto
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    on Jun 3, 2006 09:26:56 PM
    (#22144)
    I DIRECTED Television.

    I had to call shots into a headset while pushing all the pretty buttons and pulling all the shiny levers on the video board. I am a college student. Our writers were... Highschool students and college students and their friends. We were paid. Some of our writers rocked, some were dumbasses.

    Writing for television... um... go you?


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    And remember, negative comments = miniscule intellect!
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    on Jan 26, 2012 09:14:52 AM
    (#31378)
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