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general Alas, my little rocket ship.
by GMFTatsujin
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(Ask and ye shall receive) on May 23, 2005 05:52:41 PM

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And that's not a code-word for my penis.
 
About six years ago I moved in with Slicky and her family. There was much screwing up of courage and self-sacrificialated doing of the right thing involved with that choice.

Soon afterward, or maybe even before, Slicky got me a housewarming gift: a rocketship desk lamp. It was a very sweet gesture. The little rocketship has sat on my desk at work, because frankly I hate work and it's nice to have a memento of home. For six years, the little cobolt blue glass rocketship lamp has sat there next to my monitor, quiet and unassuming. Occasionally it served as a prop for my felt frog to ride into space, escaping the surly bonds of cubicle Earth. Which also is not a code-word for my penis.

I hardly ever turned the thing on, but it was nice to have it there. You know. 'Cuz Slicky gave it to me. There was something about it that said, "Slicky knows you don't want to be here, but she loves you." It said that because that was pretty much the sentiment in which it was presented to me. I love that rocket lamp.

Or, rather, I now love the memory of the rocket lamp. About ten minutes ago, some random shuffling of papers or whatever... I don't know. It just tipped over and went SMASH. Now I've got rocket lamp bits dug into the carpet around my desk.

I'll probably elaborate on this a little later, but right now I'm helpless in the face of rage and disappointment.

God Fucking Damnit.

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    I feel your pain
    by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
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    on May 24, 2005 08:39:08 PM
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    It never fails that my clumsy ass knocks something down that is near and dear to someone. My latest GFD occured when I was cleaning out the liquor cabinet and dropped a bottle of aged tequila on some pretty fucking expensive wine glasses on the next shelf down, breaking it, about six of the glasses. But when its things like "Oops, sorry about Grampa's Urn," thats what makes me (and others) blind with rage.

    Thankfully that only happens once or twice a year.
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    on May 26, 2005 01:08:29 PM
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    Since there was a lot of value in that little rocket ship, hold onto it. Gather up the pieces and make something else with it.

    I'm extremely clumsy especially when it comes to sentimental objects. Depending on how bad the damage is, I either gather the pieces in a small vase and display them, turn the remains into candle holders and I'm preparing to learn mosiac skills in order to just slab some plaster on the broken bits and make something less breakable.

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