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people bored at 4:40am? call 911!
by kraken
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on Sep 14, 2002 05:28:46 PM

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that seems to be the way that my neighbors think anyway.
 
I've lived in this apartment for about two and a half years now. until a few weeks ago, there had never been a need for 'emergency services' to come around. then there were the blue-haired old ladies and their exploding-unplugged vacuum cleaner who tried to burn down the building next to me.

and then there was last night. about 4:40am, a fire engine pulls into our parking lot, sirens and lights going. this obviously wakes me up, and I go to the window to have a looksee. that's when I see the firemen going toward MY building. this freaks me out, so I'm frantically looking around for any signs of smoke or other indicators of a fire. about thirty seconds later, the firemen come walking slowly back out to the engine, with a guy that I assume lives on the other side of me. he talks to the firemen for a few minutes, and then the police arrive. he talks to the police for a few more minutes, then they all pack up and leave. I have no fucking clue why this guy called 911 at 4:40am.

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    hmmm?
    by bean
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    on Sep 14, 2002 09:05:19 PM
    (#748)
    so i assume tonight you are going to knock on his door at 4 am and ask for some cheese.
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    I asked the all-knowing Reefus
    by zaxon(huk~)
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    on Sep 15, 2002 10:39:01 AM
    (#759)
    why the guy called 911 at 4:40 am. He responded:

    People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
    OH! ... Jesus mother fucking fuck. I shit myself ... Again.


    I hope that helps clear your mystery up.
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    I have a friend who has a good excuse
    by Gribble
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    on Sep 15, 2002 02:28:17 PM
    (#762)
    for why that happened at his house about 3 am.

    He has a two year old who just managed to dial 911 (along with a number of other numbers, one assumes)on thier phone, in the living room, in the middle of the night. She would have let the cops in, too, except she couldn't reach the chain. When Rich finally got downstairs to answer the doorbell he found his daughter playing peek-a-boo with a cop at the front door.

    There were no sirens, though.

    And the daughter has since been taught how to use 911. They hope for no repeat incidents. Also, she's not allowed to answer the door anymore.
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    I accidentally called 911 in the middle of the night
    by irni(gfd@ctrl-alt-fuckoff.com)
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    on Sep 15, 2002 04:31:03 PM
    (#765)
    I once called 911 by accident. I had a phone next to my bed and it had one of those emergency quickdial buttons. I was dead asleep and all of a sudden my door bell was ringing. I got on some shorts and and a t-shirt and ran to the door... it was like 2 or so at night. In my sleepy stupor, I opened the door and two police officers were there. They asked if I was ok. I said sure and they told me that someone had called 911 from my house but had not said anything. I told them about the phone and that I must have hit it. They were ok with it and said good night and left. That was weird. I don't have a phone next to my bed anymore.
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    on May 4, 2006 11:04:55 AM
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    This story is short and sucky where are the mods when you need something moved out of the featured slot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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