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people Move Your Fucking Car!!!
by SouthernThunder
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on Nov 15, 2005 02:24:43 PM

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One of my pet peeves.
Today folks, I am gonna talk about one of the things that makes my ass crave stovewood.

See I live in a small community and the local gas station's also have other stores with them. Mainly restaurants, or video stores.

What pisses me off is when greasy sweaty assed wheeze donkeys who can't fucking stand to walk a mere 15 ft to the door park their cars right up against the pumps!!! Now I could understand if they where buying gas and where getting food, but no these fuckwads just block the goddamn pump to go and eat Big Momma's greasy ass chicken.

I know what your thinking....go to the next station.......well, at the next station there is a McCrackDonald's/Taco Hell, and guess what same shit different station.

Upon looking at the cars you can tell significant wear on the tires from where the Sumo sized fuckers pile in 4 at a time to go get some grub.

What's really great is when you pull in and are low on gas, then have to wait for fucking ever for the people to move, and heaven forbid you look at them when they walk out. You are in danger of having two ton bertha ass sit on your car forever wrecking it.

So people, have some consideration, if your too fat to walk 15 extra feet and park your car in a PARKING SPACE, maybe you don't need another bowl of Shitken and Frumplin's, and is 2 minutes really gonna give you a heart attack if ya don't eat again?

Think about it!!! GFD!

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    Move Your Fucking Car!!!
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    on Nov 18, 2005 02:02:12 PM
    One of my pet peeves.
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