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people Why art people so fucking Stupid?
by AntFromHell
gfd messagesAIM
(AntSabbouh@hotmail.com) on Jul 30, 2007 10:34:57 AM

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I cant help but feel that people are fucking stupid.
 
I have been searching for smart people for quite some time now. I dont need to say that I've been met with disappointment. I've made so many friends who fuck their lives up incredibly, and leave me going "what the fuck?" For instance, this siucidal guy who talks about killing himself every fucking day. Its gotten to the point when I just tell him "call me when you're on your deathbed, ok?". we dont talk anymore. and this other fucking idiot who smoked his brains away. failed all his classes in college. no job. spent more than half of his savings (about $5,000) on drugs. Now this fucking idiot wants to move out of his parents home and possible share an apartment with that other suicidal fuck who lives at home with his parents. I dont give a shit how he throws his life away, I dont want to fucking hear about it. GFD!! I'm so tired of hearing about people's insignificant shit. "oh, my mom caught me smoking weed so I'm going to move out" or "omg my gf dumped me, i'm going to kill myself!" and I especially hate it when these assholes say some kind of shit like "dont feel bad that you dont have a girlfriend, you just have poor self esteem". I do not have poor self esteem you son of a bitch, I have rage problems from these fucking androgenic substances I bought for $44.99 a bottle. Thats a another story, and I cant complain because I actually enjoy blowing up at people. I dont do enough of that. And I dont have a gf because I've embarked on a mission to seek out the holy grail of relationships: intellectual compatability. This fucking non-existant entity that could make for a more peaceful day in my life where I'm not tempted to rip somebody's fingers off and stuff them in said person's asshole.

But dont get me wrong. I've met so many mindless fucks in the past couple months. And all the friends who I do hang out with (which sum up to 1 person) tell me to fuck her and dump her. I'm a little more complicated than that. I dont see myself fucking around with some girl who shares an appartment with 3 of her 43 ex's. And I'm not going to fuck around with some ghettofized gangtastic beehotch. What the fuck is that? Son of a bitch. Where the fuck did all the normal people go? GFDamnit!!!!

I am done. Thanks for reading.

[ Comment on this story ]


    "Where did all the normal people go?"
    by sirensez(sirensezbendover@andtakeit.com)
    gfd messages
    on Jul 30, 2007 12:44:22 PM
    (#24793)
    Canada
    [Reply to this comment]
    plising gold starheart
    by clipon
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Jul 31, 2007 03:42:06 AM
    (#24801)
    so so many of you of the interweb moaning monaing. Yo are healthy? Yes. You not live off streets? No. You lcuk for have aces to interweb. If you hate - LEAVE. TRAVEL.
    Ther is buig big world of many to see so stop crybaby and do something wiith your life. We all now about stupid people. That is why we hav fashon industry.
    Also when oif red story i think you of mean why are ART People stuydpd. Becus I actual like art people. Tehy alway up for drink and talk about some odd shit. I just think you need of get away from smla tone of living
    [Reply to this comment]
    yur
    by clipon
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Aug 1, 2007 07:56:04 PM
    (#24814)
    hert is lik a chrch wiht wide open doors.
    this is song i hereing.
    plese
    listen
    bruce sprinsteen
    foo fighters
    richar ashcrft
    artc mokys
    amy winhouse
    LISEN
    [Reply to this comment]
      Not Art as in artistic heartdunce
      by AntFromHell(AntSabbouh@hotmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Aug 2, 2007 09:15:43 AM
      (#24818)
      as in, I was feeling pretty fuckin olde englishe when I wrote that... dont blame me, 'twas some good movie on the olde television. Well, I'm here in my Business class... I'm fading. I'm actually going to fail this class if I dont bribe my way outta here. Fucketh!!
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Grammar
        by pudge(gfd@pudge.net)
        gfd messagesAIM
        on Aug 2, 2007 04:51:09 PM
        (#24821)
        I normally don't care too much about grammar and so on, but when you bitch about everyone being stupid and then you can't even capitalize, punctuate, or spell correctly ... well, let's just say it takes something away from your rant.

        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        in shakesper thumbs upthumbs up
        by clipon
        gfd messagesMSN
        on Aug 3, 2007 03:38:22 AM
        (#24825)
        way? it didnt work.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          Feel my Vanity duncedunce
          by AntFromHell(AntSabbouh@hotmail.com)
          gfd messagesAIM
          on Aug 3, 2007 08:16:02 PM
          (#24828)
          Dont talk shit about grammar, man. I'm Lebanese. I dont give a fuck about grammar. I'm not looking for a fucking argument about english. I befriended my english teacher in highschool and aced that shit Lebanese style. I'm a math and science person anyways. But fuck, I'm not here to explain myself either. My abdominal wall started showing today after a crucial workout, and I could care less if people are stupid. I've long since realized that Americans wont change. I'm more focused on myself here. I look good baby. Peace.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            I'm a big fan thumbs up
            by kraken
            gfd messages
            on Aug 4, 2007 12:40:25 AM
            (#24829)
            of the Lesbianese. But only the hot ones.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            QuizzMizz stares gold starheart
            by QuizzMizz(a.quiz@nine.kills.time)
            gfd messages
            on Aug 6, 2007 04:27:33 AM
            (#24859)
            out over a seemingly boundless, pulsating pool of puerile, pharmacologically enhanced fury stretching before her in dimensions hitherto unencountered. She fascinatedly watches shallow waves of indignation as they speed in all directions - only to dissipate against the abdominal wall. This is the vast void of vapidness that is AntFromHell.

            *blink*

            -----------------

            "My abdominal wall started showing today after a crucial workout" has gone from zero to No. 1 on my list of Stupidest Sentences of All Time.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              O how I love you heart
              by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
              gfd messages
              on Aug 6, 2007 08:24:17 AM
              (#24864)
              O how I do!
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              He sounds like Todd
              by Haceldama(I don't like you, either)
              gfd messages
              on Aug 9, 2007 11:08:20 AM
              (#24901)
              from the novel "Microserfs," only without the Communism.

              He's a Todd.

              I hate the name Todd.
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                yesing heart
                by clipon
                gfd messagesMSN
                on Aug 9, 2007 04:10:49 PM
                (#24904)
                TODD
                it sound like AMERICA boy who too stupiud to pass drive test.
                Amd one day will owneing gun
                who is secrt gay in closeut
                and hit wife wen little sippy
                then cry next day
                will work in offfice
                and for serect plesure no wear underwer e for one day
                he maserbute in tolet over boys
                I KNOW THESE THINGS
                but i no now TODD
                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                Todd
                by QuizzMizz(a.quiz@nine.kills.time)
                gfd messages
                on Aug 10, 2007 09:52:52 AM
                (#24917)
                It just sounds sort of, like, re-Todd-ed (yeah, I know, I know ...).
                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  Like the old joke
                  by Haceldama(I don't like you, either)
                  gfd messages
                  on Aug 10, 2007 10:24:59 AM
                  (#24918)
                  sofa king re-todd ed

                  (slaps forehead)
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                    I AM the Sofa King!
                    by cazualdiva(cazualdiva@notmail.com)
                    gfd messages
                    on Aug 10, 2007 11:13:36 PM
                    (#24920)
                    Self appointed ruler supreme.
                    [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                      imay heartheartheart
                      by clipon
                      gfd messagesMSN
                      on Aug 11, 2007 03:00:27 AM
                      (#24922)
                      of pleny sipsip last night, OH god i rel was pleny dunking.
                      But i no unerstand and now on anyal holiday nd no will get explan for time.
                      I like of three
                      Haclemdema
                      QWuizz Miss
                      Calsualdiv
                      you thre are best of response
                      see in wone week
                      ples explain what todd is sofa
                      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                        It's a childish phonetic joke... thumbs up
                        by Haceldama(I don't like you, either)
                        gfd messages
                        on Aug 11, 2007 08:14:11 AM
                        (#24926)
                        that still makes me laugh. If you write down I'M SOFA KING RE TODD ED and say it aloud, you get "I'm so fucking retarded." We did it in grade school as a way to get our friends to say that they were retarded and utter a juicy swear word. See also:

                        A. Holding the tongue and saying "Apple" (asshole) and "ship" (shit)

                        B. Writing down the letters "Fah-Que" (fuck you), etc.

                        C. Calling people "SHI-thead" (shithead).

                        Oh wild, misbegotten youth.
                        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                          Well done gold star
                          by cazualdiva(cazualdiva@notmail.com)
                          gfd messages
                          on Aug 12, 2007 03:53:23 AM
                          (#24931)
                          The gag works great when you hand the paper to a friend, preferably with many other friends in attendance and ask them to read the the lines out loud. What makes it extra funny is that when it is read aloud as written it sounds retarded because although phonetically correct the emphasis is in all the wrong places.

                          Not only do they say they are fucking retarded, they sound like it too.


                          We wrote it out like this (to help prevent them from putting it together before they said it aloud):

                          I AM
                          SOFA KING

                          WE TODD

                          DID

                          SOFA KING

                          WE TODD DID.
                          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                            I like yours
                            by Haceldama(I don't like you, either)
                            gfd messages
                            on Aug 12, 2007 02:39:46 PM
                            (#24935)
                            even better than mine. Breaking it up would result in a halting, slowed version. Perfect!
                            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                              the
                              by clipon
                              gfd messagesMSN
                              on Aug 18, 2007 08:27:57 AM
                              (#24994)
                              se phase will ne of use toignht withen i am go out fo see frend to tell of anual holidya. It was very good. But not drink for one week. This is recrod. This men i try no no sipuy tonight. But i want to try and drink whiskye and soda tonight to try.
                              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                            I recently saw
                            by bakanagaijin(asshole@inter.net)
                            gfd messagesMSN
                            on Feb 26, 2008 07:39:51 AM
                            (#25995)
                            We Tall Did. It sounds even more speech-impeded off the unexpecting tongue. :evilgrin:
                            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              "blink"
              by ElementalMajick
              gfd messages
              on Aug 19, 2007 11:02:54 PM
              (#25006)
              That comment was the best thing I have read today!
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            i no thumbs upthumbs up
            by clipon
            gfd messagesMSN
            on Aug 8, 2007 11:14:35 AM
            (#24885)
            likey feeling vanity. I fele your "abdominal wall " but onyl when i punch shit out of it.
            NICE
            feel my kidneyblow
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    Must be a generational thing,
    by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
    gfd messages
    on Aug 5, 2007 09:16:06 PM
    (#24851)
    but I am finding it increasingly difficult to give a zillionth of a fuck sometimes.
    [Reply to this comment]
    Well
    by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
    gfd messages
    on Jun 14, 2012 01:23:14 AM
    (#32621)
    I feel as though I wasted so much of my life just then.

    Few things in this world are sadder than a person who obviously stupid and yet complaining about how everyone around is stupid.

    It's like watching 100 people play in a sewage pit, while the little one in the middle is mad that everyone else smells like shit.

    It makes me believe in forced sterilization.
    [Reply to this comment]
    ART THOU BORED
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
    gfd messages
    on Jun 15, 2012 09:26:01 AM
    (#32626)
    SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
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