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cars Wankers in SUVs...
by canzus
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( on Nov 6, 2007 09:15:48 PM

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Why is it that idiot drive SUVs??
So I'm driving along in the right lane, AKA "Slow Lane" during rush hour,
in my '78 Ford Bronco. Now you have to understand, this is an "OLD" SUV,
it's 351M/C6 tranny have never been out of their respective places, a better
way to put it is *ORIGINAL FACTORY EQUIPMENT*, It has 194K miles on it, and
runs as well as can be expected for a vehicle of that vintage, as I maintain
it to the best of my ability. I use this vehicle to get my tools of my trade
from one place to another, no I don't make huge money, but enough to keep the
wife and I living in a reasonably comfortably above the poverty level, but
the Bronco is old, tired, and a little smokey, the one thing that works
really well on this rig are the brakes, as you'll see in the next paragraph..

So I'm running up I-90 towards Bellevue, Wa, in the right lane, at about the
same speed as traffic, 35 or so MPH, there isn't much traffic behind me, but
the slowdown is a result of the 405/I-90 interchange, which will back up to
Issaquah at 8:00am, A quick peek in the rearview mirror I spot the next F1
drivers champ cutting through traffic in an H3, Damn, those things move pretty
well when pushed beyond the limit, and way beyond the limit is what "Bob" was
doing. He gets up behind me at the 156th exit, and rides my ass all the way
along the offramp, So I maintained the speed we were going on the highway until
I hit the curve to 156th, and hammered on the brakes. H3 boy was too close to
me to brake, so swung left into the landscape...

Sitting here thinking about it, I can't get the smile off my face, and
the wife is asking me whats so funny...


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    Ah, the break check.
    by jay(meh)
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    on Nov 7, 2007 04:36:36 PM
    It's a classic. I was driving from Syracuse to Philly one day and had some gigantic pickup get right up in my rectum in the same manner. I delivered a break check after about two minutes of this nonsense, and he damn near rolled right over me. Turns out, he was towing a rather large boat. Oops. Guess I shoulda checked first, but methinks I might have done it anyway.
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    by clipon
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    on Nov 9, 2007 10:20:13 AM
    agreeing. they lok like icrcrem vane
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    by sleestack
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    on Nov 16, 2007 02:12:05 PM
    Rock on. Tailgaters fucking suck. I heard of a great bumper sticker that reads "the closer you get, the slower I go"
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    It's official...
    by MissRight(
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    on Nov 21, 2007 01:49:31 AM
    Anyone driving a hummer should have their tires to be slashed just to get the damn things off the road. I hate hummers, ugly, gas guzzling, pieces of shit.

    And why is it there is always an asshole driving it?
    Is the hummer the official asshole vehicle?

    Let's come together people, if you see a hummer, grab a knife and slash those tires.
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      I say we key all Hummers.
      by masssuicide(
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      on Nov 22, 2007 03:55:09 PM
      Fucking key those fuckers, Spray paint them, slash the tires... whatever it takes!
      Fuck all yuppies.
      They mutilate the USA with their materialism, wastefulness, superficiality and sterilization of any unique cultural phenomenon.
      All the once great landscapes are destroyed by yuppie McMansions, pathetic golf courses and office parks. They contribute to 3rd-world plight because of their support of Globalization. They fill our airwaves and satellite TV with mass media tripe designed to further their selfish agendas.

      Fuck em, fuck em ALL!!!
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        That's brilliant! thumbs down
        by scarygermanguy(
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        on Nov 22, 2007 06:41:14 PM
        Let's just burn down everything and we can all go live in a fucking commune!
        You ignorant twat.

        Hate someone because they have something you claim to hate but secretly lust after? That late shift at your Mcjob must've really been hard, coming home smelling of fries and failure you logged in and spewed your ignorance and class jealousy. Way to wave your cyber-cock! U R kewl!

        FUCK OFF AND DIE....or not.
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    by titties00(
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    on Dec 5, 2007 09:00:51 AM
    I do the same thing in my family's MINI Cooper. In fact, on MINI websites, it's a documented game. Let an SUV tailgate you at a fairly high speed all the way down an onramp, and then at the end, use the ridiculous 90-degree turning capability of the MINI and send the SUV careening off somewhere, often into a grassy patch where they can slide sideways until they stop. Cement walls work well too, especially if the vehicle is particularly cunt-ish, such as a Hummer or a Ford Excursion. That being said, our family has a new SUV, a Lexus RX 400h, but it is not quite as "stately" as a Hummer, etc. and we are considerate drivers with a need for a large vehicle for a large family. Keep crashing Hummers!
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