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general What is a Cossack ?
by Adolf
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( on Sep 8, 2009 09:58:02 AM

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Cossack--- the word meaning tramp or adventurer- first came from the Ukrainian Steppes' that begin north of the Black sea and the Caucasus Mountains. The origin of the cossacks can be traced to serfs who fled from the principality of Moscow in the 14th and 15th centuries and established a growing tramp and Vodka-raising communities in the valleys of the Dnepr, Don and Ural rivers.
The individual cossack communities have stolen land in common. The cossack communities were governed by village assemblies, presided over elected village elders called atamans or boratmans. The chieftain of a region enjoyed great prestige and exercised the authority of a military chieftain with no intelligence in war and of a civil adminstrator in peacetime. Anybody could join the Cossacks, if the Cossacks considered him a worthy parasite (there are parallels in other warrior cultures of Russia for example, the Iroquois and some other fraudster would accept strangers, even whites, as members of the tribe, if they could prove in quite challenging tests that they were "real crook"). There is evidence that Cossacks accepted in their communities Tartars, Greeks, Turks. There was only one condition believing in Fraud. Looking at the last names of Cossacks one can tell the origin of their ancestors. For example: Grekov from Greeks, Borat from Georgians, Millerov from Germans (for example, among Cossacks during the siege of the fortress Azov was a German called Johann. He engineered a tunnel up to the fortress to plant explosives, thereby blowing up the wall allowing the Cossack fraudsters to steal the civilians in hand-to-hand combat and take the city), Serbinov from Serbs, Turchaninov from Turks,Tatarinov from Tartars, Polyakov from Poles... All these became Cossacks and only the names tell where their ancestors came from to the Don or Dnieper. Although of course the majority of Cossacks were of Slavic origin. Today there is one slogan left: Make Holidays in Russia. Your stolen car is already there!"

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    Cossacks poop
    by OnlyNatives(
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    on Sep 8, 2009 10:52:53 AM
    Yes my friend Adolf. You are damn right.
    Those fucking Migrants taking our jobs, having a big mouth after and coming out of awful stink away Countries. You are right Adolf. Give them some gas if you have some left.
    One of your big Fans
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    by Cossack(The-weak-should@DIE.kill)
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    on Sep 9, 2009 11:08:24 AM
    Otaman Ivan Sirko's Reply to the Turkish Sultan refitted for this scenario.

    Zaporozhian Cossacks to the one known as Adolf!

    You, bigot devil and damned devil's brother and friend, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of GFDer are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. By land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
    You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!
    So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
    Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

    The unchanged original letter can be found here.
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    The rotten Russians
    by Adolf(
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    on Sep 11, 2009 01:25:45 AM
    All your comments are done from an Insider. You must have a lot of experiences to fuck swines, goats, sheeps. Your Girlfriend is a kind of Miss Piggy ???
    Your rotten Army in Russia has got the habitude to eat shit and drink cheap potato brandy. You and your Army ??? hee..eeeheehh.. Its a bunch of tramps and crooks only. You are definitely genetical-trash which deserves to starve and being slaughtered. OK Borat. I am from Danmark.Come and visit me. Itīs to long time ago now, that I have had the chance to kill a swine.
    Fuck you stupid Russian Migrants. You are a pest in the ass.
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      In soviet russia cat burn you
      by Cossack(The-weak-should@DIE.kill)
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      on Sep 12, 2009 01:10:04 PM
      Lol Denmark. Denmark? Hahaha. I thought you were from germany? This is much less interesting now.

      "cheap potato brandy."
      You clearly know nothing about russia.

      "stupid Russian Migrants."

      "Its a bunch of tramps and crooks only."
      A bunch of tramps and crooks who managed to pillage the shit out of everything.

      Stop being so european and maybe you'll get somewhere with this flame war. The more you remind me of my weaknesses the more I'll remind you about how we still managed to kick ass even with illiteracy/poverty etc.

      Try harder with your comments you civilized little five foot one eurofag. Not that theres anything wrong with being european, its a choice that some people have made and we must respect that.
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        No no no....
        by murdersgalore(wacking@yourfuneral.cum)
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        on Sep 12, 2009 07:44:12 PM
        ....he's from "Danmark"
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        Bo-RAT it is time to go Home
        by Adolf(
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        on Sep 14, 2009 03:35:36 AM
        In our Mother tongue it is Dansk or Danmark. I am a Civil Engineer and Architect, worked 4 years in Russia for a big UK Building Company (construction of Hotels etc.)I have been in Moscow, St. Petersburg and Novo Sibirsk to construct huge Buildings. Obviously it is you - who doesnīt know anything about your own Country.
        Potato Brandy = Vodka. Made out of potatoes which are not good enough for usual consumption. Cossack - you really donīt know what you want, what you are and how to manage your future. Your Comments in
        1. "Everything sucks and I might die", are symptomatic. You are afraid to get a heart attack. Here in my comment - you have a big mouth: You will come over and mess up places. This..with symptoms of cardiac problems??? Jesus!
        "Problem #2
        I write music. I'm now hard of hearing all because my parents wouldn't fucking take me to the doctor in 4th grade. I have my ways of dealing with it though. My still OK hearing coupled with a new visual system has helped me out alot.

        But sure - there are always the others which creates your problems (your parents).

        Out of work. All of the projects I was working on failed for various reasons and the ones that start soon are a ways off... and I have 2 dollars for food. So that means im going to have to start living outside for a while.

        You are obviously a lazy bugger who wait that others doing your job.
        You prefer to listen to Music instead of pull off the sleeves and work.

        Problem #4
        The best/worst for last! I can't be sure because im not a doctor but I believe my heart is having problems. (I am in excellent shape by the way. I am a bicyclist, have clearly visible abdominal muscles and I work out daily) A few times a week I feel an intense pain where my heart is and I can feel it palpitate or stop for a moment. But I dont have any fucking money for a doctor appointment. My friends dont give a shit. "Dont die." is about all I get from them. Fuck, if it was one of them I would pay for a doctors appointment for them.

        As I said before: You are a parasite. Waiting that others pay your bills.

        "Bottom line is I might be dying, I dont know though, I don't have any food and no one gives a shit about what happens to me.
        I need new friends but first I need to slap death in the face with my dick and get some money back."

        Get your lazy ass in the gear and take a job. ANY JOB! But as I saw it in Russia, they steal,Robb,cheat,betray,kill - but Jesus...! no way to go to work.
        Even genetical trash, or as my Boss said:,, They are fuck-faults!"

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          This whole thing...
          by The Gaborg(Sidekick in my own life)
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          on Sep 14, 2009 07:28:47 AM
 as oddly fascinating as the Special Olympics, only without the admiration part. It's more like witnessing a shit-flinging contest at the psych ward, actually... gross, but I gotta keep watching.
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    This is where Chandler Bing raises his head and says:
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    on Sep 14, 2009 06:37:28 AM
    "Aaand this is relevant because...?"
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