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people FUCK Beats by Dre
by OMFGGFD
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(hate@me.motherfucker) on Mar 2, 2012 11:10:39 PM

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Beats By Dr. Dre: the new Apple.
 
You know how Apple makes these idiotic fans, who literally advertise for their macs and ipods and phones and fuck, even though (at least nowadays) apple makes the most underspec'd and overpriced products ever, right? So, theres a fairly new company (2008) making these headphones, and the're called beats by dr. Dre, however they are actually made by monster cable ( I didn't know this until it was too late) now, before i start the actual gfd, i'll troll myself so you don't have to in the comments. I should never buy anything at all, ever again, because i ALWAYS FUCKING MAKE THE FUCKING WRONG FUCKING CHOICE FUCKITTY FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I bought my phone for 500 dollars more than it costed 2 months later, I don't need half the features in my laptop, but were these headphones really my fault? EVERYONE made them sound like the last audio equipment you would ever need, really hifi, unbreackable, nice bass, so i did something unforgiveably stupid... I went and bought headphones for 400 dollars. But please, the way everyone was talking abouf them even made the suspicous OMFGGFD expect wonders. At the bestbuy-like store here in germany you couldn't try them out, but i thought whatever, they have to be awesome. If your familiar with them, mine are called the beats pro, and they're made of huge aluminum and have huge cups, and some other features but after a while they crush your head to pulp. So when i got home, i tried them out. And they fucking SUCKED. They sucled ass. I was wondering "wtf" and so I went to a friend who had the same ones and tried his out. Same qaulity, which is to say none. I tried them in comparison with 100$ inner ears by bose, and the bose totally blew them away. I tried them woth 50$ sony's, and sony won. I went and tried to return them to the store, but they said that since there was nothing wrong with them (except the fact that they suck) i could not return them. Well, if theres one thing I've learnt from gfd, its that you have to throw a bitch fuss to get what you want in this consumerist world. But this guy was trained or shit, i didnt even get to speak to a boss. Well, while this is mostly my fault, the gfd is about the FUCKERS who advertise for the big companies like apple who buy without thinking.


PS: i know there must be spelling errors here, but i cant correct them right now. I will in a few hours when im on my PC.

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    See, that's when you lie.
    by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
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    on Mar 3, 2012 04:09:56 PM
    (#31617)
    Say they're "scratchy" or even dead entirely. Let them to prove you wrong. More effort on their part = refund for you.
    [Reply to this comment]
      I would have tried that
      by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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      on Mar 3, 2012 10:48:53 PM
      (#31618)
      but before i could say anything they took them, tested them, and told me they were fine. if i would now break them myself, they would know that, because they tested them a week ago.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    oh shit im sorry
    by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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    on Mar 4, 2012 09:09:33 AM
    (#31619)
    i know those spelling errors in the last sentence look on purpose but i seriously didnt notice them until now. fucking phone.
    [Reply to this comment]
    I entirely agree with this rant
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on Mar 5, 2012 05:44:37 PM
    (#31644)
    I've had a pair of AKG K99s for two years now and they are way, way better than those bullshit Beats.

    People, however, are sheep, and go for brand recognition over sense a non-dismissible amount of the time, which is how things like McDonald's can stay in business.
    [Reply to this comment]
      Also,
      by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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      on Mar 5, 2012 05:46:19 PM
      (#31645)
      avoid Skullcandy, too. They're actually good sound and they look awesome, but they are made of the cheapest ass plastic I have ever seen and will physically break in six months.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Yeah, but the skullcandies go without saying.
        by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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        on Mar 5, 2012 10:32:40 PM
        (#31647)
        i saw this kid wearing them, they were huge, had no bass, and had this big sticker, "swag" on them.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          See, I actually liked the absurdity aspect of them.
          by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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          on Mar 8, 2012 02:00:32 PM
          (#31693)
          I had a pair of the old TIs from a few years back that had the imitation snakeskin leather headrest, gold-leaf earpieces and cubic zirconium accents. And that was AWESOME.

          And I honestly didn't think the sound was bad, either. The bass was adequate without being overpowering. No, what pissed me off was their literal breaking, which WILL happen seeing as there's absolutely no give whatsoever on the shitty ass melamine resin connection joints. The moral here is don't put the fucking cart before the horse. Get the basics right before you start weighing shit down with extras.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    Not defending Monster Beatz....
    by murdersgalore(wacking@yourfuneral.cum)
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    on Mar 7, 2012 06:00:39 PM
    (#31679)
    never tried them and never will on principal. If those headphones are worth the high price tag they wouldn't have to put Dre on them to sell them. However, am I to believe that you bought $400 headphones to listen to an iPhone/iPod/laptop/etc. ? You do realize that headphones of that ilk require headphone amps, right? Otherwise, ofcourse they will sound like shit. Sell them on ebay. I'm sure you'll find many a gangster rapper wannabe who will be happy to take them off your hands. Then buy a good $50 set of AKG/Audio Technica/Seinheiser/etc and spend the rest of the cash on pussy and dope.
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      Hookers and Blow
      by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
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      on Mar 7, 2012 06:31:43 PM
      (#31680)
      And Triple.fi 10 pro.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      Well,
      by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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      on Mar 8, 2012 01:37:52 AM
      (#31686)
      Even if you were right and i was listening to them on an iShit, that was what they were made for. they even work better (although they still aren't good at all) on a iPhone, but i listen to them on an android device and my laptop and an audio receiver from some no-name brand.they suck, wherever i use them, even if i increse or decrease the amps (its possible on android!) theresno difference. they sound shitty, like those in ear headphone Apple gives with their iShits.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Of course I am right.
        by murdersgalore(wacking@yourfuneral.cum)
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        on Mar 8, 2012 10:29:03 PM
        (#31707)
        What you said, in a nutshell, is to the effect of "You are wrong. I am not listening to over-priced headphones on a cellphone/mp3 player/laptop. I am listening to them on my cellphone/mp3 player (a cellphone that plays mp3's is effectively an mp3 player) or laptop".
        Sure. they are gonna tell you those headphones will work with all of these things because they want you to buy them. The part they always leave out is the part where it's a waste of money or a bad idea. Yes. once again. most $400 DJ or Monitor class headphones will sound like ass on consumer grade gear, just like a $2000 pair of Jensens will sound like ass connected to a $35 stereo from your local dollar store. Android is a platform and there is nothing in it capable of making the cheap chinese D/A converters cellphones/tablets use any better. Even if it can increase the "amps" (lol.....it's a volume control).
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          dude,
          by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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          on Mar 8, 2012 10:52:23 PM
          (#31710)
          I tried them on a real audio receiver. They stil suck. When you need more amps, theres this crackling sound. These are just shitty. And as i said, they were built for ipods. I have monitor headphones. These are not in this class. Really, they have the sticker on them: built for iphone. And my phone was not built in china (or india) hahahahahah ahian, i am right. They make crappy overpriced headphones in china and anyonr eho isnt a fucktard can tell you that. Not studio monitor headphones
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            And also,
            by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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            on Mar 9, 2012 03:12:20 AM
            (#31712)
            Looping over my post, i meant Not a no-Name Receiver, But some no-Name headphones on my pioneer Receiver. Yeah, i think those headphones weren't made for audio monitoring. They were Made for the trash.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      Also,
      by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
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      on Mar 8, 2012 01:39:35 AM
      (#31687)
      they have no resell value. look at the resell price for beats pro on ebay yourself, there not gonna be enough for pussy or dope.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        well then... thumbs up
        by murdersgalore(wacking@yourfuneral.cum)
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        on Mar 8, 2012 10:34:53 PM
        (#31708)
        Maybe try Craig's List. "single fella seeking audiophile drug dealing prostitute who has ambitions to produce a hip hop album."
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          Cesspool
          by egogg(1337@clownpenis.fart)
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          on Mar 10, 2012 08:29:48 AM
          (#31717)
          Craigslist is a sucking shithole of crapitudinous bullshit. I have had universally terrible experiences with it.

          So perhaps it would work.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
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