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customer service Bad Practical Joke and tell the joker to kiss my ass
by RogueAgent
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(lizrichker@yahoo.com) on Dec 21, 2002 08:47:28 PM

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I went to a job interview for a business which was a fake.I found out it was a joke.
 
I was fucking pissoff at these horses' asses. The company I went to interview sent me to an address which was non existent. I had all information printed out from my printer. When I called them back to try to find the place, I found out it was a bad practical joke, and they are playing it on other people. I was ready to find and hunt the dirty assholes down.I wanted to kick their asses. Then I felt like dragging and strapping them on the hood of my ford mustang Gt really ramming their head into a real wall and peeling out doing so.I don't like when people fool me. I think they should put in front of firing squad and shot

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    wow, thats um..
    by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Dec 21, 2002 08:57:07 PM
    (#3197)
    pretty fucking funny, actually. I feel bad for you, but damn, thats a good idea ;)
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    well
    by kraken
    gfd messages
    on Dec 21, 2002 09:00:21 PM
    (#3198)
    despite the mind-bogglingly poor command of the english language, that's pretty funny.
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    it was almost funny until..
    by PinballWizard06
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Dec 22, 2002 12:47:38 AM
    (#3203)
    You just had to add in the part about having a "ford mustang GT" didn't you? It appears as though you went out of your way to let us all know. Ah, sadness.
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      Heh.
      by dr noise
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Dec 22, 2002 06:48:39 AM
      (#3209)
      Is it an ugly eighties model or one of those slightly-less-ugly mid-nineties and up models?
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        yeah
        by bwc
        gfd messages
        on Dec 22, 2002 02:14:22 PM
        (#3215)
        and if only they were good cars..i think you should be more pissed off at whoever sold it to you
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          ha ho ha he
          by GFDman(mike at godfuckingdamnit point com)
          gfd messagesAIM
          on Dec 22, 2002 05:50:17 PM
          (#3224)
          the scene: sittin' at a stop light the other night, listenin' to some venetian snares with my friend brandon and mike,
          waiting to make a right turn about 1/10th of a mile ahead, and some late-80s-model mustang pulls up beside me.

          [Piece of Shit Mustang] VROOM! REV! VROOM!

          [Me] Sigh.
          [Mike] Ha ha! That guy totally wants to race you.
          [Me] Sigh. *keeps looking straight ahead*

          [Piece of Shit Mustang] VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
          (Translation: White trash ANGRY@!
          White trash SMASH! Race! Vroom! Pussy!)

          [WhiteTrashGirlfriend@NowRolledDownPassengerWindow.Com] * VARIOUS DRUNKEN SMACK TALK *

          [Mike] Ha ha ha!
          [Me] Sigh.

          [Arrow to turn LEFT, _NOT_ go straight, turns green]

          [Mustang] VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

          ERRRRRRTTT



          [WhiteTrashCouplesFaces: Meet The Dashboard (tm)]

          [Mike]

          AH HA AHAHAHAHH AHAH AHA HAH AHAH HAHA AHAHHA HAHAHA HA



          [Mustang] VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM (Translation: WHITE TRASH MAKE FOOL OF SELF! WHITE TRASH ANNGGGRRYYY! WHITE TRASH SMASH! RAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!)

          [VenetianSnaresTrack@Stereo.Com] Hi. I'm about to reach a climactic part that will tear the face off of everyone in a 1 mile radius.

          [Me] Ah so! *rolls down window*

          [WTGirlfriend] * DRUNKEN SMACK TALK ESCALATES, AS I NOW APPEAR TO BE ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTION *

          [MyStereo@Volume.Maximum] do de do do

          BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOBMBOOOMBOMBOBOBOBOOBOMOBMSZZZZAAEORAALRALOOBOBOOOBOBMBOMBOBMBOMBOMBOBMBOMBBOBBOOBOOBMBOMBOBMBOMBMOBMOBOMOBBMOBOMBMOBUDBUDABUBDAUBDDAUBADBOM

          (Translation: You have officially had the shit punked out of you)

          [Mike] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

          [Light Turns Green]

          [MustangMan] ANGGRRYYYY! *PEELS OUT*

          [Me] *Makes Right Turn*

          THE END.
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