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religion GFD *WRITE* you lazy-ass bastards!
by denim
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( on Jan 14, 2003 03:32:01 PM

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It's your job to entertain me on slow days at work, and you're not doing it. MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!
You funny-ass retards (and bitches, I don't want to be gender-biased) need to get off your lazy asses and start posting more GFD's instead of doing whatever unimportant shit you're doing now (probably something useless like work or going to school.) I don't want to hear any shit about you not having anything to write about, or pansy waffling about not being paid to GFD, I want ENTERTAINMENT! (magictime69 is excepted from this rant, as he isn't entertaining.) Where are you GMFTatsujin, bean, mahfro? (I already bitched directly at kraken.) If you can't write... go find someone who can, tell them about GFD, and if they have nothing to write about KICK THEM IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY! That'll give them a GFD...or a concussion, and either way you've entertained yourself for a few more minutes of this pointless (except for GFD) existence.

GFD is holy writ.

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    by GFDman(mike at godfuckingdamnit point com)
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    on Jan 14, 2003 04:35:24 PM
    How the good writers are supposed to find _more_ bad shit in their day-to-day life. unfortunately for this site, that's not the point... if the good writers are disappearing, that's a good thing.

    Oh, yeah. this is why i suggested to dave that we start a sister site called, um ... "HAPPYFUCKINGJOYJOY.COM", to post good things that happen to us. Do good things happen to us? :)

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      I had that very notion
      by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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      on Jan 14, 2003 05:13:09 PM
      I thought a good name would be something like "," but I like yours more. :)

      Of course, the only thing I could write about on it would be my wife, the cats, and ... um...

      Wow. Better *not* put a site like that up. Too much perspective is dangerous. And depressing.

      Of course, I joke. Hee hee.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        why not?
        by badhairwife(
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        on Oct 21, 2003 11:11:12 AM
        Of course, the only thing I could write about on it would be my wife, the cats, and ... um...

        There's already a site where WOMEN complain about MEN.

        it's called "pickupyourowndamnsocks".

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    Goths, Gays, Airheads, and... what, exactly?
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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    on Jan 14, 2003 05:17:02 PM
    Come on now. You've got to have a rich vein of misery to mine yourself, man.

    Besides, I get grumpy when prodded from my lethargy. Put the "Submit comment" button down and back away slowly.

    Our Little Soprano Part II is still in the works. Don't think I let that one go for a minute. It's just... *twitch*... difficult to talk about.

    Smoke gets in my eyes,
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      by denim(
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      on Jan 14, 2003 08:13:38 PM
      I can only think of a couple of rants worthy of GFD, and even those... well, my boss sucks (more on this later, in a GFD) and one of my machines is finally dying (after only 2 1/2 years.) I just can't bring myself to be upset about most things - I'm perenially mellow. A GFD heretic.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    Hey CUNT:
    by zaxon(huk~)
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    on Jan 14, 2003 06:18:46 PM


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      How quizzical!
      by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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      on Jan 15, 2003 10:01:10 AM
      I'm having trouble deciding whether I should be laughing my ass off or not.

      Oh, what the hell. Snicker snicker snicker. You got me, Zaxon.

      I think that should actually go in the FAQ. "If you can't think of anything to comment on, just use the H6 tags." You know, to help dilute the assholes who think anybody pays attention to their personal online vendettas.

      Quit jammin' me,
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    I really feel like part of the GFD family now
    by mahfro(
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    on Jan 15, 2003 12:29:12 AM
    make fun of me all you want, but I couldn't help feeling a little flattered that my name was mentioned in your GFD. I do now solemnly swear to have terrible things happen to me in my life, then rant and babble, rant and babble, then rant and babble some more.
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    And WHAT the HELL is the deal with TheChisa?
    by SlickyPink(
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    on Jan 15, 2003 10:16:09 AM
    He's HAPPY now, or something. Bastard. He makes me laugh.
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    fuck you
    by bean
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    on Jan 15, 2003 10:04:18 PM
    you people piss me off. (and entertain me) you complain about a hair in your soup. i look forward to the day when people here might have actual problems. than i can just sit back and laugh.

    and fuck you again. so im happy and i dont have shit to write about. go watch paint dry than!
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      Goddamned modern paint!
      by denim(
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      on Jan 15, 2003 10:23:34 PM
      That shit dries too fast now that the asshole chemists have gotten their hands on it and "improved" it. Bastards.
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        Bring back the berry juice!
        by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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        on Jan 15, 2003 10:36:06 PM


        Hey.. That felt great!
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    Sorry, falling behind.
    by Microsoft Bob(
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    on Jan 16, 2003 06:37:52 PM
    I've got a short list of GFD's I need to finish up--
    1) Lose my job retard wrangling.
    2) key conspiracy
    3) Pub crawl badness
    Keep reading-- I'm unemployed, so they may be up at any time :-)
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    Bad Things Happen To Good Writers
    by RichardDeon(nobrakes@downhill)
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    on Oct 21, 2003 12:56:29 PM
    I knew a writer once. The sorry bastard had luck problems.
    One day his basement filled with water.. The next day he had chickens in his garage.
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