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by crazycop24
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( on Jun 6, 2003 04:07:30 AM

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You wanna know what pisses me off? The pussy guys that bitch, constantly, about not being able to get a date, not getting laid, no women interest...etc...
I got a buddy that is currently married to a FUCKING psycho. they've split up now, still married, but split up enough that he can go and have a good time, know what I mean?
Well, I hook him up with a female friend of mine....HOT might I add....and the idiot won't even talk to her. (I'm going somewhere with this) The next day, he wants to know what she thought.....What she thought? SHE THOUGHT YOU HAD THE PERSONALITY OF A FUCKING CARDBOARD BOX....what does he expect? It's not just him...I work around alot of single guys, and they're all like that. They're too chickenshit to approach a girl, don't want to put forth any effort, can't dance, you know the drill. I'm no casanova by any means...but I also have no problem walking up to a woman and telling her I'd like to lick her tonsils...through her ass....but thats just me. YOU FUCKING PUSSIES....jesus christ! go up to the girl, and say "Hi, I'm so and so" how fucking hard is that? What is the worst that can happen? you not gonna get any? YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY NOW!!!!!!

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    whew gold star
    by banuaba(lol@keke.rofl)
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    on Jun 6, 2003 08:44:13 AM
    was it just me, or did that seem like a big, uncomprehensible run-on sentance with no pauses or coherent train of thought things were just sort of running together in a vulgarity strewn tirade about how women are poo but it doesnt make sense beacuse I dont understnad whats going on man i sure wish i had a giant john holmes dick
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    are you one of the cops who's car i tagged with a gfd sticker?
    by irni(
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    on Jun 6, 2003 03:05:43 PM
    I mean... that cxreg tagged with a gfd sticker?
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    It wasn't by Magictime
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
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    on Jun 6, 2003 11:20:48 PM
    So I give it a benefit-of-a-doubt 2.
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    by Microsoft Bob(
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    on Jun 8, 2003 02:19:40 AM
    and violently retarded-- Some of us single guys have reasons for not getting any other than inability-- Some of us actually want to better ourselves before we fuck with shit.

    I gave it a 1 for not giving the story much thought, and not even trying to put thought into it.
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    I gave her a 5
    by RichardDeon(nobrakes@downhill)
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    on Nov 18, 2003 12:01:11 PM
    I wasn't sure if she was drunk or horny. I like that kind of confusion.
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    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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    on Aug 17, 2004 08:37:12 AM
    contrary to popular belief, some of us single guys have this thing called "standards." I personally hold two very important prerequisites on all potential mates; they must have:

    1. A brain.
    2. A soul.

    As yet I have not located a single woman who falls into the grey area between these deceptively broad categories. I have, on occasion, been willing to settle for one or the other -- always with disasterous results.

    The vote goes for 2, only because it did have a semblence of coherrency and a general understanding of cause and effect. Try harder.
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      by keepright(
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      on Aug 17, 2004 05:39:49 PM

      a. the sensitive Cynical Man!
      b. the cynical Sensitive Man!

      Okay straight ladies, it's an election year. And you get to vote on things, too! So tell us: which of these two Pepsi-challenged prospects, in the year 2004, fills you with more reflexive biological dread, crystallizing betrayal and Thracian mania out of your otherwise sane psychopomp like the proverbial U-Haul full of museum dessicant?

      Inquiring minds want to know!

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      Dear Chisa of 3 years ago,
      by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
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      on Aug 28, 2007 10:24:19 AM
      Ha ha, very clever. Shut your fucking mouth, you pathetic asshole. You have NO IDEA what women find attractive in you, and you won't for a VERY LONG TIME, and by then you'll be TOO TIRED to CARE.

      Trust me, pal, it's better to just keep your fucking mouth shut and go back to bed.

      Future Chisa
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    NO GUTS NO GLORY~~~~!!
    by zaxon(huk~)
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    on Feb 21, 2006 10:39:11 AM
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