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general My general hates...
by pods and gods 07
gfd messagesAIMMSN
(yeah dude.....) on Sep 18, 2003 07:09:54 PM

If you were logged in, you could vote for this story!

Yeah dude, here are some of my general hates, if this offends you, then don't read it you bastard.
 
Well first off, I'd like to say this is my first post, so I'm just gonna write down random things that piss me off and explain them.

1-Old people that aren't very nice and don't give me stuff like old people should:
This really pisses me off. I mean I love my grandparents, but other old people that are mean because their old, I just want to push them down a flight of stairs or beat them to death with a bag of frozen raisin bagels.

2-Beyonce Knowles:
What the fuck?!?! She wouldn't pose for a porn magazine because she said she doesn't want to be known for her body. Have you seen any of her videos?!?! My god, the touching and the bending and the licking...

3-Others:
Yeah, others really piss me off. Especially chicks that say that want a meaning relationship then date some random asshole.

4-Old people that are like "Well, we did drugs, but we didn't know how bad they were back then":
BULL FUCKING SHIT! I HATE YOU! YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT SOMETHING
THAT ALTERED YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS FOR A DAY DIDN'T DO ANY DAMAGE?!?! I HATE YOU!

5-Rappers that say, "respect our culture, we aren't really animals!" then sing a "song" about how much of animals they are:
We need to have a national gang shootout day when all the people who aren't in gangs leave Harlem and all the gangsters go to harlem and shoot each other. YOu know, since most rappers are in gangs...they are, right?

6-The people in the N.Y. State Government:
They give us regents' and then decide they aren't fair. WE aren't learning the information, we're learning what we need to pass the regents. Those Bastards. Then they decide to make laws that you have to have a permit until you're 18 before you get your license. Bastards.

7-The Dahars:
I hate them, unless you go to Hinsdale, then you'll never understand why...

8-Little kids who want to be cool:
You know, the ones who smoke "pot" (sold to them by juniors, it's mostly a mix of spices and feces, they don't know the difference), the ones who feel the need to swear, and the ones who grope pre-pubescent little girls. I hate them. I wish I could stab them in the eyes with a fork.

9-Whores in middle school:
How does this happen?!? They're so ugly! And Bitchy! And not fully developed!
I want to punt their babies so they are no more!

10-People that do stuff because they want to be cool:
Die, just die all of you. You're the reason drugs are illegal, you waste of semen.

Now that I have thoroughly offended many of you, thanks for reading!

next time: Minorities!

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    Feh thumbs up
    by Mentor(Tim_Maki@hotmail.com)
    gfd messages
    on Sep 18, 2003 07:18:13 PM
    (#9202)
    They've all been said, and much more eloquently in most cases. And if you're hoping to offend someone, then you've failed.
    [Reply to this comment]
      Feh is a word...
      by ohmyfuckingod(frellyou@privacy.net)
      gfd messages
      on Sep 22, 2003 05:01:12 PM
      (#9363)
      in Yiddish, you dumbfuck POS. Bite me.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        psst
        by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
        gfd messagesAIM
        on Sep 22, 2003 05:31:21 PM
        (#9364)
        you seem to be having trouble using the "reply to" feature. when you want to reply to a comment, you click on the "reply to" link BELOW the comment with which you wish to enter witty repartee with the commentor, not the one above it. when you don't follow these guidelines, it really makes you look like a dipshit. thanks!
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    feh? thats not a word poop
    by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    on Sep 18, 2003 07:25:30 PM
    (#9203)
    Well, since all I care about is offending someone than I should probably write another story and say stuff like "nigger" or "wetback" or even the ever popular FUCK YOU!
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    You get a 2 gold star
    by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Sep 18, 2003 07:31:42 PM
    (#9204)
    because this was a single post, and not 10. That's the only redeeming value it had. Was there a single complete thought in this load of drivel?

    Do people even read other posts on this site before posting?
    [Reply to this comment]
      Obviously not.
      by bean
      gfd messages
      on Sep 18, 2003 07:46:42 PM
      (#9206)
      I don't understand how people come on to a site called godfuckingdamnit and assume they can offend anyone. I don't think I see anyone cringing from the racists terms and curses. They are cringing due to poor grammar, incoherent thought and overall worthless of every word these people write.

      It's like your 4th grade English teacher said, "Expand on the topic. I don't understand your point."
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    I say
    by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Sep 18, 2003 07:56:58 PM
    (#9209)
    This makes my first post almost, well no, it still was pretty bad, but I feel this one was a lot worse.
    The sole redeeming trait for this was a few random satements that made this ALMOST funny, unfortunately, they were totally wasted on the topics. Then again
    "I want to punt their babies so they are no more!" Makes me laugh my ass off.
    2 for you
    [Reply to this comment]
    whoo 2 poop
    by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    on Sep 18, 2003 08:05:31 PM
    (#9210)
    Go me!
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    Hey Peeches! pooppoop
    by vans kid 2005
    gfd messages
    on Sep 18, 2003 08:59:17 PM
    (#9220)
    Werd. It's Eddie. I am all up w/ your story man. I definately agree that all the little 8th grade whores and MEGHAN CRUM should die and go to hell and have Satan kick there asses and use their babies for FUCKING VOLLEYBALLS and any other cruel ways he could think of! FUCKING CUNTS!!! DIE!!! I also hope that God gets off that shit he is smoking, wises up, and throws lightning bolts down on the Dahars' heads and they die a horrible rotten death! See ya in school dude. Peace out!
    [Reply to this comment]
      Let me guess
      by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Sep 18, 2003 09:09:08 PM
      (#9222)
      You are the reason his vote average went up?
      Even god himself does not love you as his child.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      Werd Eddie. gold stargold starheartheart
      by zaxon(huk~)
      gfd messagesMSN
      on Sep 19, 2003 01:03:01 AM
      (#9225)
      Whats up dawg. Hey listen are you gonna be in class on tuesday I'm gonna cut that day to wanksturbate and need you get me any homework assignment so i can show my momz so she wont know i cutted. Yah dewd.

      Shit though dood you know me and meghan crum was all up in it last year why you gotta go and say that shit.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      Fuck you poop
      by greentea4300(spid37@hotmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIMYahoo
      on Sep 19, 2003 09:38:33 AM
      (#9231)
      Eddie, if you ever tell anyone to "PEACE OUT" again, you fat white shit, I will take a fucking hoe and rip off your face with it.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    HEEY
    by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Sep 18, 2003 09:07:44 PM
    (#9221)
    That's not fair! I already wasted my vote saying I had babies!!! I want to vote for Jackass!
    :'(
    noooooooo!
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    Agreed with cxreg on this one;
    by TheChisa(come@me.bro)
    gfd messages
    on Sep 18, 2003 09:14:01 PM
    (#9223)
    only redeeming value is that you mercifully combined 10 stupid things into a single post.
    [Reply to this comment]
    Crap
    by chuffycow(none@none.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Sep 18, 2003 09:37:14 PM
    (#9224)
    I was going to write a scathing review of this post, but i've forgotten almost every point of the story in the time it took me to click the post a comment button to now. The general 4th grade atmoshphere around this story is almost choking. If I want to read a childish top 10 list, i'll just read the spam I get in my inbox each day. You earn 1 point for taking the time to get an account, and type this fetid mass of a story out.
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    You dirty, dirty cunts pooppoop
    by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    on Sep 19, 2003 08:45:34 AM
    (#9229)
    If everyone hated my rant so much, than why do you insist on replying? Do you have nothing better to do than reply on posts that you hate? I hope you all rot in hell for all of eternity.
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      sure thing thumbs up
      by kraken
      gfd messages
      on Sep 19, 2003 09:37:18 AM
      (#9230)
      we'll be right behind you.

      now please fuck off. we can't miss you if you don't go away.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      No, we have better things to do
      by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Sep 19, 2003 01:28:02 PM
      (#9240)
      Than reply to dumb posts. But this is no ordinary dumb post, this is the alpha and omega of shit. Also, I look at it more as "enlightening" you of your excruciating suck. We want to make sure you undestand how horribly horribly "retarded" you are, it is almost as if you're sharing your skull's cavity with an aborted fetus or even more possibly, a box of crayons.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    There'll only be a next time if,
    by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
    gfd messages
    on Sep 19, 2003 10:26:54 AM
    (#9234)
    and it is a big if, I do not have you removed from the gene pool, you piece of shit. I honestly believe you to be the most unentertaining fuck I have ever had the displeasure of knowing of their existence.
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    This is great poop
    by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
    gfd messagesAIMMSN
    on Sep 19, 2003 01:53:48 PM
    (#9243)
    This is funny, I'm being insulted by a bunch of computer geeks.

    fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com

    You are the epitome of uneducated.
    [Reply to this comment]
      AHAHAAHA
      by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Sep 19, 2003 02:03:00 PM
      (#9244)
      Being one of the newest members, I'll go ahead and leave you to the seniors in town. Don't know what they'll do, but I'm sure it will be better than anything I can come up with. Good luck. Oh, and, stay in the delusional world if you'd like to remain standing after what they say (if anything) like you are now, I mean for christ's sake, if this is solely for computer geeks, you'd think you would be one too, not only that, but your just rationalizing everything, attempting to sound cool with big words while hinding the unstable child that you are.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      Oh, ok, time to bring out something... poop
      by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
      gfd messages
      on Sep 19, 2003 10:00:49 PM
      (#9262)
      Firstly f I where a computer geek, I'ld insult you in leet "speak", fuck-o, like so: "u r teh 5uxx0r". Secondly your statement is self-contradicting you piece of monkey shit, a computer geek is by definition well educated, atleast in matters concerning electronics and especially computers so therefor they cannot be "the epitome of uneducated", jackass. If you where remotely well read you would recognize the first portion of my GFD address to be a direct quote from George Carlin, the second part is a generic insult.

      Now that I have thoroughly destroyed your comment, let me make my own statement, it is a simple one but one I believe in, people such as yourself should not be allowed to breed.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        leave...
        by Microsoft Bob(spamburrito@gmail.com)
        gfd messagesAIMICQ
        on Sep 19, 2003 10:20:42 PM
        (#9264)
        ...the insulting to your elders duck fucker.

        (ten points if you can place that insult.)
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          Most likely...
          by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
          gfd messages
          on Sep 20, 2003 10:53:01 PM
          (#9291)
          I watched it while in a drug induced haze, i.e. while conscious and between april of 1995 to february of 2003, besides, what is wrong with fucking ducks, atleast it reduces the chances of producing another idiot like this gods and pods guy, or whatever the fuck he calls himself.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
        Trigger?
        by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
        gfd messagesAIMMSN
        on Sep 20, 2003 07:55:24 PM
        (#9279)
        Didn't someone write a whole rant about how much you're hated?


        You are definently the load that should have been swallowed.
        [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          the difference is
          by kraken
          gfd messages
          on Sep 20, 2003 08:02:04 PM
          (#9283)
          he seems to have learned his lesson, and stepped back to put more thought into things before posting again. might I suggest a similar course of action for yourself?
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          See...
          by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
          gfd messages
          on Sep 20, 2003 10:57:20 PM
          (#9293)
          I can respect the others here who have, in the past, insulted me, they did so with atleast a modicum of finesse, you just go with moderately obscene insults. So while you do have a point, it is not in your posts but on your head, bullet-boy.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
          -
          by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
          gfd messagesAIM
          on Sep 20, 2003 11:06:14 PM
          (#9296)
          What is truly sad, is he is so much higher on the food chain than you are bottom feeder.
          [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
            Oh yes.
            by pods and gods 07(yeah dude.....)
            gfd messagesAIMMSN
            on Sep 26, 2003 11:53:01 PM
            (#9485)
            That's right, seeing as I'm not human.
            [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
              Almost amusing,
              by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
              gfd messages
              on Sep 27, 2003 07:51:01 PM
              (#9504)
              but not quite, I condemn you to the clown room, where that clown from "In living color" will beat you with Skewfield's crusty "special sock" as you are forced to listen to ICP after they have just inhaled a great deal of helium.
              [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                special sock?
                by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
                gfd messagesAIM
                on Sep 27, 2003 09:04:25 PM
                (#9506)
                [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                  Aye
                  by zaxon(huk~)
                  gfd messagesMSN
                  on Sep 27, 2003 09:29:44 PM
                  (#9508)
                  The one you encase your cock in, you hairy male.
                  [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                    I know a few females that use one...
                    by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
                    gfd messages
                    on Sep 27, 2003 10:32:45 PM
                    (#9511)
                    admittadly they barely qualify as women, but it remains valid.
                    [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
                      I think gold star
                      by Gribble
                      gfd messages
                      on Sep 29, 2003 04:28:07 PM
                      (#9553)
                      that you have a little convertsation that runs in your head all the time, and it's about puppets and pubic hair and shiny oriental swords, and someitmes when you are sitting in front of the computer you just let parts of it flow, and then you click post, and we get to see these gems. It makes us very lucky, because you are so so special, and manly, and worldly, you know king fu, and stuff. And you're rilly rilly smart, so we all can learn from you, about sock puppets wearing pubic hair beards and doing "twelve spring lakes" to a Liberace sountrack.

                      That's how I've decided to explain you to myself.
                      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
      uh oh
      by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
      gfd messagesAIM
      on Sep 22, 2003 05:33:46 PM
      (#9365)
      i think the baby's been staying up too late, arthur. where did it learn a big word like epitome? is it engraved on the ritalin tablet now?
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    "Yeah dude, here are some of my general hates, if this offends you, then don't read it you bastard." gold starheart
    by GMFTatsujin(Ask and ye shall receive)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Sep 19, 2003 05:27:15 PM
    (#9251)
    Er.... okay.

    No readie, no votie. Next!
    [Reply to this comment]
    make it personal, man
    by nusschen
    gfd messagesICQ
    on Sep 21, 2003 10:19:46 PM
    (#9345)
    I was expecting some kind of story about how something wronged you and pissed you off, but you just listed things that suck. Hey, we know they suck, but it's just not enough. Can't wait for a rant about something that HAPPENED to you.
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