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general The fates are against me.
by Trigger
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(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com) on Sep 29, 2003 01:22:57 PM

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Fuck this...
 
Over the last twenty four hours a few seriously fucked up things have happened to me, nothing major enough for me to vent my fury on someone physically but there is definitely a rise in my blood pressure...

After my last post here yesterday me and my fiancee Anj agreed to go out for chinese food, she loves the decor and I love the food, especially at a buffet. The food was sub par for China Buffet, the only good place in town mind you, so we leave early, then she notices it... "Hun, why are you all red and blotchy?". A rash, after an hour we've narrowed it down to this new perfume she got, close quarters and chemical fumes, go figure, so now I am an itchy, red young man. I figure fine, no work tomorrow, this should be cleared up by tuesday, pop "Army of Darkness" into the vcr and flop down, static, I check it out and the vcr is gnawing on my favorite movie. Noticing the trend in my day I go to bed. Waking up at 6 A.M. is never something I like to do but I look outside and it is a postal worker with a box covered in japanese letters, perking up i go to the front door, over joyed at the arrival of my new, beautifull, hand crafted shinai bokken. I sign for it, grab it away greedilly and retreat back into the cave I call home. Setting the box down on the table I go to grab my last double shot espresso from the fridge, it is gone, oh well, back to the bokken. Opening it I am almost giggling with joy, I've waited 3 months for this beauty and finally it is here, it is mine, it is broken in 2 places...

Calling up the shipping company I try to explain the situation to them, using my limited japanese to get my point across to the operator(Guess where the bokken came from.)It is explained to me that there was no shipping insurance on the package so they cannot refund me the shipping charges, I haven't had the heart to try and contact the manufacturer yet...

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    Meh
    by Spanker(munsterinthedark@hotmail.com)
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    on Sep 29, 2003 02:16:33 PM
    (#9544)
    Yay for Army Of Darkness, not so yay for the story. It was, entertaining, but next time wait till it is to the point of "physical violence."
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    Notice gold stargold stargold starhalf gold starheartheart
    by cxreg(cxreg@godfuckingdamnit.com)
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    on Sep 29, 2003 02:26:42 PM
    (#9546)
    This site will shortly be renaming itself "triggerblog.com". Please update your bookmarks and dump your stock. Thank you.
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    kraken++ thumbs up
    by zaxon(huk~)
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    on Sep 29, 2003 03:03:53 PM
    (#9547)
    For clearing all this tripe out of the "MAIN NEW STORY" section.
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    ahem
    by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
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    on Sep 30, 2003 12:34:56 AM
    (#9576)
    you ate in a FUCKING CHINESE RESTAURANT. i'd like to take this moment to point out to you that in all likelihood you probably don't know exactly what you were eating and it is quite likely that you have a food allergy. allergic reactions to scents cause sneezing and watery eyes and other respiratory symptoms, not rashes. unless, of course, she made you take a bath in it.
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      Nope,
      by Trigger(fuckyouupyourstupidass@blowmeyoucunt.com)
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      on Sep 30, 2003 12:28:04 PM
      (#9581)
      eaten at this point a couple hundred times before, give or take, and we where VERY affectionate while eating.
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        i hate people that do that
        by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
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        on Sep 30, 2003 01:09:27 PM
        (#9584)
        why would you go to a restaurant to be all over each other? is it, you know, not enough to eat your own food, you have to eat hers as well? from between her teeth? BTW, most buffets change cooks and dishes at least occasionally. but i'm sure that your chinese joint is the exception. besides, food allergies can crop up at seemingly random times. you can develop them. whatever, food or perfume, i guess it's your problem.
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    Interesting. heart
    by Wig
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    on Oct 1, 2003 04:14:03 AM
    (#9593)
    I found a vent site I'm sure you'd love. It's at file://C:\windows\notepad.exe. Much friendlier crowd there. Everyone here reads it so you never need post to GFD again.

    Ever.
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    If it's any consolation guys whoose name starts with "T",
    by Jewsus(I'm paranoid@yahoo.fuck.off)
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    on Oct 1, 2003 09:20:41 PM
    (#9608)
    I enjoy reading about your misforune and woe begot misery, because your problems are really boring and totally uneventful... thats cool you got a rash..., can I see a picture. [note sarcasm]
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    VCR?
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    on Oct 5, 2003 03:42:42 PM
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    What the hell is a VCR?

    Oh wait... I remeber those. They suck.
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