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general FUCKPUNCHING: and other cool things to do with your time.
by clichejunkie
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(clichejunkie@comcast.net) on Oct 15, 2003 06:17:06 AM

If you were logged in, you could vote for this story!

It seems that lately this sight has been overrun with some happyfuncockwads. And I intend to rectify things.
 
Here we are crossing over the threshold of the twenty first century, and all we can think of to piss each other off is, [kthx, I'll brb, lol] or, "After I flip her around and shove my shit-streaked, bloody cock into her mouth..." WE CAN DO BETTER. I do not care if, or how high/low you vote. But I feel there are things to be said, that I WILL SAY.

1. Fuck all of you gak snorting pseudo-intellectual teenagers, I have done nothing but trudge through your god awful posts, with no subject, poor grammar/spelling and obvious cries for attention. Do yourself a favor and READ A FUCKING BOOK. Turn off the MTV (empty V) and form an opinion that the general populace has not spoonfed to you repeatedly.

2. Fuck all of you goddamn communists here that believe that "everyone is created equal" but also believes that abortion is an effective form of birth control. I, as a human being admit that there are people who are more intelligent and physically fit than I am, who are better fit to do jobs that I could not do (air traffic control, military officer, athlete, scientist,priest, etc.) Everyone should be given the right TO BE BORN, and from there on out determine their own lives, (which includes taking responsibility for who you stick your dick into, or vice versa).

3. And for that matter, fuck all of you who keep blaming religion for all of the problems on this planet. The problem with religion is that it is run by humans...WHO ARE FUCKING IMPERFECT. Priests, rabbis, ministers, they are all human, they all do stupid shit, those who do should be punished like the rest of the molesters and degenerates. But the IDEOLOGY is not wrong. The bottom line of all of the major religions is...WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE ALL FUCKING NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR A CHANGE.

4. Last, but certainly not least, fuck everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, who thinks that the world owes them a favor, people who "never got their shot," people who cannot seem to figure out why they are stuck where they are in a situation they hate, merely because they have no other alternatives. THE GAME OF LIFE HAS BEGUN, PUT DOWN YOUR ZANEX/PROZAC/ZOLOFT/DEPAKOTE/WELLBUTRIN/LITHIUM/ELECTROSHOCKTHERAPY/AND YOUR SHRINK WHO GETS KICKBACKS FROM ALL OF THE DRUGS HE PRESCRIBES. You are in control. You are in control. You are in control.

I have plenty more to complain about, that is why I love this site. From here on out I will go back to my entertaining stories of syphilis and pancakes. I just needed to break one off, and beat it over the head. Kthx.

[ Comment on this story ]


    Very Well Written
    by hotrod(admin@angryandbored.com)
    gfd messagesYahoo
    on Oct 15, 2003 07:32:22 AM
    (#10049)
    This fine post deserves nothing less than a 10! Bravo
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    you may well kill shit site
    by Thwack(trainedfighter@headbutt.net)
    gfd messages
    on Oct 15, 2003 09:23:50 AM
    (#10051)
    what will we complain about now? p.s. I didn't say the cock went in her mouth. I cut her a trach because there was contagious stupid on her lips.
    [Reply to this comment]
    bravo!
    by bean
    gfd messages
    on Oct 15, 2003 10:19:08 AM
    (#10053)
    you get 10.
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    "syphilis and pancakes"
    by badhairwife(crap@crap.com)
    gfd messages
    on Oct 15, 2003 10:37:49 AM
    (#10056)
    Sounds like the last time I went to IHOP....

    Wait.

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    Well ... mr yuk
    by chuffycow(none@none.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Oct 15, 2003 10:48:10 AM
    (#10058)
    1. Fuck all of you gak snorting pseudo-intellectual teenagers, I have done nothing but trudge through your god awful posts, with no subject, poor grammar/spelling and obvious cries for attention.

    Look at your own fucking poll. GRATE GRAMMRE!!!!1
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    While many people poop
    by Gribble
    gfd messages
    on Oct 15, 2003 01:44:50 PM
    (#10078)
    like GFD because it is self-referential, I like it because it lets me see the terror of life beyond the computer. This is all just so much crap. Who wants to listen to you whine about how GFD has gone downhill? It'll never be done better than GMFT did it.
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      I don't think GFD has gone downhill at all
      by clichejunkie(clichejunkie@comcast.net)
      gfd messages
      on Oct 15, 2003 02:01:03 PM
      (#10081)
      I think those who have proven themselves here stay, and for good reason. There just happen to have been more braindead fucksticks posting lately. So not GFD, but perhaps the quality of life posting the story, has gone downhill.
      [Reply to this comment]  [Parent]
    Responses: gold stargold starthumbs upthumbs uppoop
    by zaxon(huk~)
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Oct 15, 2003 02:31:10 PM
    (#10102)
    1. No argument. Moving forward.

    2. ... what? Can you point me to the story titled "WORKERS! RISE UP AND KILL YOUR BABIES!" where "all of us goddamn communists here" expressed these sentiments? I missed that one.

    3. Again: ... what? Who are you yelling at here? Sure, there's been negative words in regard to religions, but mainly specific actions of people/institutions who use their religions in ways that PISS PEOPLE OFF (and thus, the ranting.) Your implication seems to be that the aforementioned communists are trying to eradicate/slander all spirituality, and I really don't see anything like that on here.

    As for your assertions about religion, though, I've never bought the whole "Guns don't kill people, people kill people thing," so I can't say I buy it in this context, either.

    And for "The bottom line of all of the major religions is...WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE WERE ALL FUCKING NICE TO EACH OTHER FOR A CHANGE."... you don't find that to be a rather simple-minded generalization? I'm no theologian, but is not the first and principal idea of Christianity that you have to essentially surrender your soul to Christ in order to not go to hell? ... the "BE NICE" part comes later, as sort of an afterthought. Same with Islam... how you behave in relation to your fellow man is irrelevant if you do not embrace and profess certain ideas about WHO'S RIGHT and WHO'S NOT.

    4. Uhm, no real disagreement, but its been said before on here, and in a less drunk manner.
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      I'm held speechless...almost
      by clichejunkie(clichejunkie@comcast.net)
      gfd messages
      on Oct 15, 2003 02:41:19 PM
      (#10105)
      the surrendering of your soul was added by people later, I'm pretty sure. (I'd wager thirteen years of catholic school on it).
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    At least your honest poop
    by bobby(shutyourface@irule.com)
    gfd messages
    on Oct 15, 2003 05:27:27 PM
    (#10173)
    1.Yes, please turn off the t.v. and read a book.
    2.Nice try, but unfortunately being created equal and being smarter or faster than someone else is not the same thing... mr. ideology. Hehehe... I love it when men talk about birth control. And another thing... explain to me how starving tribes of a third world country determine their own lives.
    3.It would be nice, but it'll never happen. Envy, greed and the desire for power are staples of the human condition and in particular, of a capitalist soceity. Jesus, Buddha, etc. had/have a lot of power, dude.
    4.I agree, you are in control. If you want a shot... go get it. If the shot doesn't want you or you change your mind... get a different one. if you don't want a shot... you don't have to take it.

    BTW, was that blatant plagarism of my gfd a cheap shot at me ?
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    Complete agreement. poop
    by QuesoDelicioso(QuesoDelicioso@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesAIM
    on Oct 15, 2003 05:39:14 PM
    (#10178)
    Also, fuck all the register jockeys and bums that talk smack about cube-dwellers and wage-slaves. You can't very well claim the moral high ground when you're living in your parents' basement (or on the street.)
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    No one told you when to run...
    by Pxtl(pxtl@hotmail.com)
    gfd messages
    on Oct 16, 2003 08:51:20 AM
    (#10235)
    ...you missed the starting gun.
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    hey...
    by dale2940(chaneysd@hotmail.com)
    gfd messagesYahoo
    on Nov 7, 2003 11:08:44 AM
    (#11324)
    1. Fuck all of you gak snorting pseudo-intellectual teenagers, I have done nothing but trudge through your god awful posts, with no subject, poor grammar/spelling and obvious cries for attention. Do yourself a favor and READ A FUCKING BOOK. Turn off the MTV (empty V) and form an opinion that the general populace has not spoonfed to you repeatedly.

    For one asshole, i read a lot of books and i hate MTV with all the wiggers ( white people acting black), i have decent spelling, and i don't need any attention from you stupid assholes who think im a attention grabbing, braindead Senior in high school. So before you try to insult teenagers please realize that not all of us are fucking "know it all" teenagers who have nothing to do. Thank you and have a nice day!!
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    Vice Versa
    by erik(erik@drunkmonkey.org)
    gfd messages
    on Nov 7, 2003 09:32:38 PM
    (#11351)
    Everyone should be given the right TO BE BORN, and from there on out determine their own lives, (which includes taking responsibility for who you stick your dick into, or vice versa).

    Sticking your dick into those for whom you take responsibility?
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    i would agree with you on near-everything, thumbs up
    by OMFGGFD(hate@me.motherfucker)
    gfd messagesMSN
    on Mar 19, 2012 10:16:25 AM
    (#31811)
    but i am pro-choice because sometimes, you can't afford to bring a child into the world. it would be creating a miserable child for no reason. a fetus has no feelings or thoughts, and does not care if it is aborted. and im also a communist but really, i know that we aren't equal, however, communism is a good way to get all the unfairness hippies to shut the fuck up. part from that i agree with you.

    fuck the shift key and i know this has been inactive for years, i just felt strongly about the subject.
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    Listen closely
    by grandtheftcondom(grandtheftcondom@gmail.com)
    gfd messages
    on Mar 19, 2012 10:17:22 AM
    (#31812)
    First of all, I've never met a woman who viewed abortion as an effective birth control method. You see, you ignorant moron, abortions are expensive and uncomfortable. Some girls I know claim they're painful. However, sometimes it is an option. Would you rather an unqualified drugged up mother go on welfare and do a half-assed job of raising her unwanted kid? Or are you a bigger supporter of foster care? Because no one has ever come out totally fucked up afterwards. Personally, I wouldn't get one. Don't talk about something you will NEVER understand. Especially if you don't know all the facts, cockwad.

    Furthermore, don't bitch about spelling and grammar of other people when you are clearly lacking in those skills yourself.
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