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people three a.m. honking fuckheads UNAPPRECIATION!
by raven
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(duz ur face hurt its killin me) on Aug 29, 2002 04:36:00 AM

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trashy girls may be entertaining, but if you're going to string more than one along at once, try to make sure they're both too stupid to think of following you around in the wee hours of the morning...
i'm trying to sleep, because i planned to look for a job later today. i have been having trouble sleeping lately. fortunately after trying for 45 minutes, i was almost there . . . then, at 2:59 a.m.:

"beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeeeep.


beeeeeeep. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. beep beep.

i tried to block it out. i shoved the pillow over my head. and blankets. yet it continues. i sigh deeply and get up, then go over and open the door. i was planning on yelling at them, but i was struck dumb with what i saw.

from my door, i watch the drama unfold. first i see this blue pontiac parked next to the mailbox across the street. it has "CHEATING DOG" spray painted across it in yellow letters.
right next to our driveway, there is a black car parked with its doors open and it's lights on. a woman is seated with her legs outside the car, hunched over, crying hysterically, with a spray paint can in her lap.
all of a sudden the door to the house across the street opens.
the woman gets out of her car. as she stands up i can see that she is obviously pregnant (and scantily clad.) she runs!

first i see her throw the can of spray paint at the man as he runs out of the neighbor's house. the pregnant one then proceeds to snatch lawn chairs off the porch and throw them at the man and his car, screaming all the while. the neighbor girl runs out of the house and grabs her last lawn chair out of the pregnant lady's hand. pregnant lady turns around and punches our neighbor in the face. neighbor stumbles, and the pregnant one kicks her down. the other woman, our neighbor, with less clothes on, is now picking herself up off the ground from where preggies knocked her on her ass. her face is covered in blood. they're all screaming at each other. as soon as our neighbor gets up off the ground, she tackles the pregnant lady and they start fighting like hell, falling on the ground, screeching and pulling each other's hair. meanwhile, the guy's trying to make a break for it but his car (the pontiac) won't start. this would be funny, except:

it is 3 am on a fucking weekday and people are sleeping. get a fucking grip!

i assume someone else woke up and heard this shit, because now there are police coming down the street.

FUCK YOU FUCKHEADS! time to make some coffee. good morning, world. grrrr.

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