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general Can you not fucking read dumbass
by TropicalPunk
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( on Jun 28, 2004 07:19:15 PM

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Today is my birthday and apparently my girlfriend as sweet as she is cannot fucking read!!!

For my birhtday my girlfriend came up to see me in raleigh. She brought my birhtday present w/her. She had asked a few weeks back what I wanted for my birhtday, so I gave her a list with presents ranging in price from a $1 cigar to a $15 humidor. there were a lot of things on the list and none over $15 most below $10. she however got me a god damned wal-mart $4.99 dvd of some stupid fucking movie called Grind. a movie I had said in passing about 6mos. ago that I wanted to take my little brother to see not to fucking own and waste money own when she could have bought me a cheap fucking cigar!!! god fucking damnit it's my birthday woman!!!

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    you must be perfectly matched heart
    by kraken
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    on Jun 28, 2004 07:37:55 PM
    since you apparently cannot consistently spell 'birthday.'
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    I give it a 5...
    by dr noise
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    on Jul 1, 2004 02:43:28 PM
    While I'm sure the frustration of not getting exactly the right free thing must be fi'n da pop yer fingernails off, you probably shouldn't address to your sweet but admittedly dim girlfriend a comment that sounds like what you'd yell at the person in front of you who pulls into the wrong lane at the tollbooth.
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    blah heart
    by Skewfield(bean makes me fart)
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    on Jul 2, 2004 06:32:23 AM
    who makes a list of crap they want for their birthday to give to their signifigant other?

    middle schoolers, that's who.

    grow up and get the hell out of my town
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    cry cry cry
    by raven(duz ur face hurt its killin me)
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    on Jul 2, 2004 01:08:23 PM
    she listened to you at one point, but i guess she just doesn't care about you anymore. sob.
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    by WatcherStalker
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    on Jul 2, 2004 07:54:10 PM
    Ha! Come on dude, you know you like the movie. Except for the plot, the actors, and all the scenes, it was an OK movie. It had the blonde guy from the crapfest that was Cabin Fever, and that guy who got butt raped by Flubber. What a combo.
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    Live with it and fuck off...
    by Microsoft Bob(
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    on Jul 11, 2004 08:19:17 PM
    My birthday was two weeks ago-- I had exactly 3 calls... One being my sister telling me my grandfather is in the hospital and they don't know what was wrong with him. Yeah, that's a fun birthday right there...

    In all fairness, my Dad is awesome, and got me a bunch of beer for my birthday-- and some of my favorite root beer...

    Eh... It's over.

    My grandfather's out of the hospital, and things are back to normal.

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      My birthday went off without hitch
      by Spanker(
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      on Jul 11, 2004 11:30:21 PM
      No one but the immediate family spent a dime
      Thanks grandma!
      Entertainingly enough, my brother got his money (month late) right when it was my birthday. It all just kind of through me off.
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    Good job, son half gold star
    by RainbowTrout(
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    on Jul 13, 2004 11:37:51 PM
    Let us recount:

    For your birthday you provided your girlfriend with an inventory of suggested purchases, at her request.

    But instead of checking off a box and forking over the cash, she does something different. Your girlfriend remembers a conversation from half a year ago. She gets you a thoughtful gift -- not the free shit you wanted, but something she thought would make you happy.

    And, ungrateful, you tee off on her in print. Semi-literately, I may add.

    You draw your own conclusions.
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    Your complaint is stupid. heart
    by chronkite(
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    on Jul 14, 2004 07:23:31 AM
    I hope you choke on a cigar you paid too much for, so your girl can go find a real man who doesn't slander her well-intentioned mistakes on the web. For shame, birthday boy.
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